The Awefull Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles
Revised 2019 Version


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Of the Awefull Battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles
Together with some account
Of the participation of the Pugs and the Poms
And the intervention of the Great Rumpus Cat

The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows,
Are proud and implacable passionate foes;
It is always the same, wherever one goes.
And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people say
That they do not like fighting, yet once in a way,
They will now and again join in to the fray
And they

Bark, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark, bark

Until you can hear them all over the Park.

And they

Bark, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark, bark

Until you can hear them all over the Park.

Now on the occasion of which I shall speak
Almost nothing had happened for nearly a week
(And that's a long time for a Pol or a Peke).
The big Police Dog was away from his beat -
I don't know the reason, but most people think
He'd slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drink -

And no one at all was about on the street
When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meet.
They did not advance, or exactly retreat,
But they glared at each other, and scraped their hind feet,
And started to

Bark, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark, bark

Until you could hear them all over the Park.

Now the Peke, although people may say what they please,
Is no British Dog, but a Winsome Chinese.
And so all the Pekes, when they heard the uproar,
Some came to the window, some came to the door;
There were surely a dozen, more likely a score.

And together they started to grumble and wheeze
In their huffery-snuffery Winsome Chinese.
But a terrible din is what Pollicles like,
For your Pollicle Dog is a dour Yorkshire tyke.

Then the Pugs and the Poms held no longer aloof,
But some from the balcony, some from the roof,
Joined in to the din with a

Bark, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark, bark

Until you could hear them all over the Park.

Bark, bark, bark, bark
Bark, bark, bark, bark

Until you could hear them all over the Park.

(Cacophony of barking)

NOW!!! - when these bold heroes together assembled,
The traffic all stopped, and the Underground trembled,
And some of the neighbours were so much afraid
That they started to ring up the Fire Brigade.
When suddenly, up from a small basement flat,
Why who should stalk out but the GREAT RUMPUS CAT.

My eyes were like fireballs fearfully blazing,
I gave a great yawn, and my jaws were amazing;
And when I looked out through the bars of the area,
You never saw anything fiercer or hairier.

And what with the glare of his eyes and his yawning,
The Pekes and the Pollicles quickly took warning.
He looked at the sky and he gave a great leap -
And they every last one of them scattered like sheep.

All hail and all power to the GREAT RUMPUS CAT!


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